This one comes with a tip of my hat over to Pharyngula.  The first thing is actually “Monkey Religion”:

And then there’s a really great, funny and did I say great questionnaire for you all to take, a sort of Religion 101 Final Exam, that includes metaphysical things to ponder such as this:

You are the incarnated Son of the all-powerful and all-loving Creator of the universe. What would be a good way to demonstrate your compassion and power?

  1. Cure cancer forever
  2. Cause all the earth’s deserts to bloom with food crops
  3. Unite the world with a common language and an end to poverty
  4. Conjure up a jug of wine and follow it up by walking on water