Totally random quotes, to keep me from actually having to write anything.  Enjoy….  

“Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” -Albert Einstein 

Insanity in individuals is something rare – but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.” -Friedrich Nietzsche 

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.”

-Krishnamurti

There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.” -Salvador Dali

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.” -Mao Tse Tung 

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.” -George B. Shaw

“Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.” –Voltaire

“We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.” -Ambrose Bierce 

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they” 

-George Carlin 

Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.” – W. C. Fields 

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” – Mark Twain

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