SMRPCPASAMM (single multi-racial politically correct poet anarchist sexual activist millionaire male) seeking STSNFF (single thirty something nuturing feminist female) for walks and talks and power sex in front of a muted TV.
I am old and also young, smart, funny, sensitive, love cats and also snakes, and am looking for a relationship I can talk about years from now in a bar with a guy I just met while watching the football game. If you’re my woman, meet me at midnight on the corner around the corner from the bridge over the train tracks. Please don’t wear any jewelry that is made from kryptonite.
Bring wine…and a little dope would be nice to.